NEWSPAPER GAG GIFTS
Page Roast is a hilarious snapshot of our life and times. We promise a unique product that will bring you many years of laughs and enjoyment. We'll cook up any theme ALL ABOUT YOU — or whomever you're willing to roast with one. Start thinking about your punchlines now. You set the tone for this fully personalized gift. Our patented data-entry keeps your information private and safe; sleep like a baby knowing Page Roast won't have your business in the streets like those other news operations: We don't share your page contents with anyone! You walk away with the only copy, and we walk away with a few laughs.
40 HILARIOUS THEMES
Page Roast offers 40 unique spoof front pages that will make you laugh out louder! Our gag gifts are perfect for adding a humorous angle to any real-life drama. Customize any theme the way you want it by creating hypothetical scenarios. In an era of alternative facts, Page Roast is the perfect gag gift to give anyone who deserves it. Just be sure they have a sense of humor and do not own a gun!
EACH PAGE IS CUSTOM MADE
At Page Roast YOU are today's front-page news! Our crackpot team of writers and editors can't wait to craft a unique spoof news page or magazine cover ALL ABOUT YOU. Every Page Roast gag gift has a modern design, with typography that matches the theme you choose. Plus, all of our pages look as if they were found in the attic after 10 years. Get ready for the most hilarious personalized gift you've ever received!
OUR PROFESSIONAL GUARANTEE
Please allow up to two weeks to produce your spoof newspaper front page. During that time, our editors will email you for any details, plus send you a proof of your gag gift page to ensure it is filled with exactly the memories and humor you expect. After delivery, we guarantee the life of your spoof front page, and we'll even send you a FREE replacement copy if it is ever lost, damaged or destroyed.
THE HILARIOUS GIFT THAT CLAPS BACK!
- Keepsake gift for any party.
- Looks like a real newspaper.
- Perfect for wise guys, drama queens and white-collar criminals.
- Customize with your favorite memes and pop culture phrases.
- Add goofy photos from Snapchat, other social media.
- Personalize any page with your own version of the story.
- Q&A process helps you create unique and hilarious punchlines.
- Face-swap yourself and friends into a favorite movie scene.
- Create hypothetical scenarios.
- Full-color format with a vintage look and feel.
- Thicker, heavyweight paper that holds up over time.
- Modern design and typography that screams for attention.
- Available in 2 large formats.
- Free PDF version of your page.
- Frame one for home or office!
A FUNNY GIFT IDEA
WARNING: Putting your friends and family in the crosshairs of a screwball prank is an absurd proposition that could turn dangerously funny.
Don't let this deter you.
Get ready to laugh out louder with PAGE ROAST!
Did someone in the family hoodwink you? Clap back ten times harder with one of our hilarious spoof news pages. Page Roast gag gifts are the new way to tell someone how you really feel — and fully personalize it with your own words, memes, photos, quips, one-liners, pop culture phrases, and emojis.
Perfect for getting the last word, clapping back, or setting the record straight with your own version of events.
Simply choose a theme and answer our questionnaire.
Page Roast will remix your content with our snap, off-the-cuff humor, then neatly package your memories in an authentically designed newspaper format that will scream for attention at your next party or event.
Get one framed for your home or office.
Our spoof newspaper pages are a hot mess. Throwing your friends and family under the bus has never been easier — or more hilarious!
Go ahead and start the presses.
Order a Page Roast spoof newspaper front page today!
"Throw your friends under the bus!"
40 hilarious themes to choose from.
Funny Wedding Gift
Getting hitched? Why not make it a funny wedding announcement with Page Roast? You create the punchlines for this funny gag gift, and while at it, test the true strength of the relationship before anyone says I do. Page Roast is the perfect funny wedding present for 2019, and it's a fully personalized gift with all your unique memories. Pass them around at the reception for an unforgettable, thigh-slapping good time!
Office Gag Gift
Is someone at the office retiring and you can't wait to see the door shut behind them? Page Roast is the perfect retirement gag gift to say goodbye ... or good riddance! You create the scenarios and punchlines for this fully personalized gift that looks like the front page of a newspaper. After Page Roast customizes your unique memories, you'll receive one of the funniest prank gifts ever made! Don't let another retirement pass by without having the last word. Order one of our funny novelty gifts today!
Declare victory with a Page Roast parody page! Did your son or daughter score the winning goal but it didn't make the newspaper? Let us recap the game with your own story and photos, we'll put it on the front page of a Page Roast! It's the perfect keepsake gift for the winning moment. Get one framed to relive the excitement every time you pass it.
Funny Birthday Gift
Funny birthday ideas are just a mouse-click away with Page Roast! We'll help you create the punchlines for this fully personalized birthday gag gift. Long after the party, you'll still be grinning as this hilarious gift page is written with all your own unique memories. Page Roast is the No. 1 adult humor joke gift to give to all your unsuspecting friends and family. Order your one-of-a-kind novelty gift page today and be the life of the party!
Welcome Home Gift
Do you have a loved one in the military whose tour of duty is about to end? Or a son or daughter coming home from foreign study? Welcome them home with one of our unique fully personalized novelty gift pages. The Page Roast gag gift makes a loud statement like the front of a newspaper, and we think it's the perfect keepsake gift to make it a homecoming they'll never forget!