Welcome to Page Roast! Bring us your long-held grudges and alternative facts, yearning to be free! That's all you need to create a cockamamie news page ALL ABOUT YOU! Our hilarious spoof newspaper front pages are cooked up with your own punchlines, then roasted to perfection by our crackpot team of editors. We'll deliver the pages steaming hot at your next party or event! Order your own gag gift page today!

NEWSPAPER GAG GIFTS

Put your life in the headlines with a custom-made spoof newspaper front page that's ALL ABOUT YOU!

FULLY PERSONALIZED

Page Roast is a hilarious snapshot of our life and times. We promise a unique product that will bring you many years of laughs and enjoyment. We'll cook up any theme ALL ABOUT YOU — or whomever you're willing to roast with one. Start thinking about your punchlines now. You set the tone for this fully personalized gift. Our patented data-entry keeps your information private and safe; sleep like a baby knowing Page Roast won't have your business in the streets like those other news operations: We don't share your page contents with anyone! You walk away with the only copy, and we walk away with a few laughs. 

40 HILARIOUS THEMES

Page Roast offers 40 unique spoof front pages that will make you laugh out louder! Our gag gifts are perfect for adding a humorous angle to any real-life drama. Customize any theme the way you want it by creating hypothetical scenarios. In an era of alternative facts, Page Roast is the perfect gag gift to give anyone who deserves it. Just be sure they have a sense of humor and do not own a gun!

EACH PAGE IS CUSTOM MADE

At Page Roast YOU are today's front-page news! Our crackpot team of writers and editors can't wait to craft a unique spoof news page or magazine cover ALL ABOUT YOU. Every Page Roast gag gift has a modern design, with typography that matches the theme you choose. Plus, all of our pages look as if they were found in the attic after 10 years. Get ready for the most hilarious personalized gift you've ever received!

 

OUR PROFESSIONAL GUARANTEE

Please allow up to two weeks to produce your spoof newspaper front page. During that time, our editors will email you for any details, plus send you a proof of your gag gift page to ensure it is filled with exactly the memories and humor you expect. After delivery, we guarantee the life of your spoof front page, and we'll even send you a FREE replacement copy if it is ever lost, damaged or destroyed.

THE HILARIOUS GIFT THAT CLAPS BACK!

Throwing your friends and family under the bus has never been easier! Be the life of the party with your very own personalized spoof newspaper front page.
  • Keepsake gift for any party.
  • Looks like a real newspaper.
  • Perfect for wise guys, drama queens and white-collar criminals.
  • Customize with your favorite memes and pop culture phrases.
  • Add goofy photos from Snapchat, other social media.
  • Personalize any page with your own version of the story.
  • Q&A process helps you create unique and hilarious punchlines.
  • Face-swap yourself and friends into a favorite movie scene.
  • Create hypothetical scenarios.
  • Full-color format with a vintage look and feel.
  • Thicker, heavyweight paper that holds up over time.
  • Modern design and typography that screams for attention.
  • Available in 2 large formats.
  • Free PDF version of your page.
  • Frame one for home or office!
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Page Roast: The perfect personalized party prank!
Voted The Best Adult Humor Gag Gift of 2019, whether you like it or not

WARNING: Putting your friends and family in the crosshairs of a screwball prank is an absurd proposition that could turn dangerously funny.

Don't let this deter you.

Get ready to laugh out louder with PAGE ROAST, the most personalized gag gift ever available!

Did someone in the family hoodwink you? Clap back ten times harder with one of our hilarious spoof news pages. Page Roast gag gifts are the new way to tell someone how you really feel — and fully personalize it with your own words, memes, photos, quips, one-liners, pop culture phrases, and emojis.

Perfect for getting the last word, clapping back, or setting the record straight with your own version of events.

Simply choose a theme and answer our questionnaire.

Page Roast will remix your content with our snap, off-the-cuff humor, then neatly package your memories in an authentically designed newspaper format that will scream for attention at your next party or event.

Get one framed for your home or office.

Our spoof newspaper pages are a hot mess. Throwing your friends and family under the bus has never been easier — or more hilarious!

So go ahead and start the presses.

Order a Page Roast spoof newspaper front page today!

"Throw your friends under the bus!"

40 hilarious themes to choose from.

How It Works

Choose one of our 40 themes. Any birthday, wedding, retirement, graduation, anniversary or homecoming is fair game. Our crackpot team of editors will even create a theme for you.

Step 1.

Choose A Theme.

 

Choose one of our 40 themes. Any birthday, wedding, retirement, graduation, anniversary or homecoming is fair game. Our crackpot team of editors will even create a theme for you.
Next, register for a new account and sign in to take our questionnaire. This will help us track your order and help you pick up where you left off in case your Q&A session is ever interrupted.

Step 2.

Create An Account.

 

Next, register for a new account and sign in to take our questionnaire. This will help us track your order and help you pick up where you left off in case your Q&A session is ever interrupted.
Upload your favorite memes and photos, and fully personalize your spoof newspaper page with your own brand of humor and personal anecdotes. You set the tone for this priceless gift

Step 3.

Share Your Story.

 

Upload your favorite memes and photos, and fully personalize your spoof newspaper page with your own brand of humor and personal anecdotes. You set the tone for this priceless gift
After checkout, sit back and relax. We will design, print and frame your spoof newspaper front page, then ship it to you on deadline. We will also give you a digital copy to upload to social media.

Step 4.

Print, Frame, Ship.

 

After checkout, sit back and relax. We will design, print and frame your spoof newspaper front page, then ship it to you on deadline. We will also give you a digital copy to upload to social media.

Page Roast gifts are a hot mess! Each one of our pages is uniquely crafted just the way you want it.

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Disclaimer

Satirical news content and fictional news accounts featured on Page Roast products, including blog posts and printed content, is intended for entertainment purposes only and do not reflect actual news or any account of public record. Page Roast comic portrayals are intended for private enjoyment among known parties, and are not intended for widespread distribution or readership. In consideration of Clients and their "Guest Subjects" who appear in Page Roast gag gift or blog post (collectively called “Client(s)” or "Roastees" or "Guest Subjects" or "Roast Subjects" in this Agreement) and who register to participate in Page Roast gag gift, certify that both Client and Roastee do agree to not bring any legal claim against Page Roast or, any of its affiliates, writers, editors, designers, directors, employees, agents, representatives, or venues where a Page Roast event is held (collectively called “Releasees” in this Agreement and Release) for any claims, demands, actions and causes of action arising out of any loss or damage to reputation and any injury, including but not limited to libel, or any libelous statement that was made by Clients with the intent to do harm to a person or with reckless disregard for the truth. Page Roast reserves the right to reject any content that is threatening, hate-based, terroristic, bigoted, racist or malicious; we won't print any accusation such as someone having an incurable disease; or any accusation of criminal or illegal behavior unless it is proved to be factual and true; or any accusation of sexual preference or orientation; or any accusation that may damage a person's reputation or standing in their job and community that Clients or others may sustain, whether or not caused by the negligence of a Client participating in creating a Page Roast gag gift. Client voluntarily assumes full responsibility for the content submitted to Page Roast about Guest Subject or Roastee, whether himself or another separate individual. Client intends this as a release, discharge and promise not to sue or bring any claim against Page Roast. Client also agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Releasees from any loss, liability, damage or costs, including court costs and attorney’s fees, that the Client may incur.